Wurkenplace
Well, of course, you simply cannot start your day without first checking your email!
Judging by the emails, the World at Large thinks that you're not big enough. Maybe you're too big - lose weight now! Oh, nope, you need help pleasing the ladies for hours on end. And you speak lIKe ThhIs and enjoy reading emails that don't use complete sentences.
And those are just the ones from your managers!
Sigh... looks like the Spam filters need more training. The only email that was remotely legitimate was HR's weekly post reminding you to TURN IN YOUR TIMESHEET BY 1PM THURSDAY!!! (now featuring more red letters!) "Delivered a little late, don't you think guys?" you mumble to yourself.
For grins you check your spam folder. You immediately stop grinning.
The wizardly spam filters had detected an email from your manager as being spam... somehow the words "Really important assignment" and "due yesterday" signaled the spam system that what followed was nothing more than a Viagra ad in disguise.
The best part? The email was from Monday. Today was Friday, and your manager was dropping in this PM on his way home from the airport.
So, which is it?
